"There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others, but that can be remedied presently, no doubt. The moon got loose last night, and slid down and fell out of the scheme— a very great loss; it breaks my heart to think of it. There isn’t another thing among the ornaments and decorations that is comparable to it for beauty and finish. It should have been fastened better. If we can only get it back again—"

Eve’s Diary by Mark Twain

I am about to go buy both Adam and Eve’s Diary so I can quit reading just the wonderful excerpts I’ve been finding.